today i went to a sec 3 class to do relief. i was chatting with a small group of students. and then they started telling me jokes.
here's one of them, which i think is quite classic.
Boy: once upon a time, there are 3 girls. and they want to become prostitutes. but before they become prostitutes, they have to go inside a room to undergo a test.
My inner thoughts: (i have a feeling hw and dashimon will love this kind of joke)
Boy: so the first prostitute went inside the room. the prostitute is blindfolded. there is a man inside the room. the man take out a feather duster, and stuff the feather duster into her ass. the man ask the first prostitute to guess the object correctly, if not she cannot become a prostitute. and she really guess it correctly! so she passed the test and become a prostitute.
My inner thoughts: (sec 3 boys nowadays are getting more and more crude)
Boy: the second prostitute went into the room, and was blindfolded. the man take out a MOP, and stuff it into the prostitute's ass, and ask the prostitute to guess wat is the object. and she also guessed it correctly, so she also passed the test.
My inner thoughts: (so is which end of the mop? ok nvm it doesnt matter)
Boy: now the third prostitute went into the room. the man take out something, that one which police use to hit criminal, ehhhh wat is that ah?? alamak i forgot already...
My inner thoughts: (police baton lah. wassup with you man.)
Girl: baton?
(roar of laugher)
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Boy to Girl: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE THIRD PROSTITUTE!!!
My inner thoughts: -_-'''
anyway the girl din cry or wat. that small group of friends are best buddies. so to the pple who wanna use this joke on your friends, make sure your friends 玩得起, if not things will turn sour.
