Saturday, January 28, 2012

the funniest chinese assignment


for those who dunno how to read chinese, or who are not so proficient in chinese, i shall offer to translate for you.


at the top of the paper, the student wrote: 30th Feb, Monday, Sunny day.


and then he/she wrote:


today the whole day the sun didn't come out, so not nice. my dad bought 2 goldfish, 1 of the goldfish drown in the fish tank, i am very sad. 


teacher's comments:


i am even more sad. being alive in this world for so long, i have never witnessed a 30th in the month of February. i have never witnessed a sun-less sunny day. and never in my life i have seen a fish that drowned. 


damn epic. hahahahahahahaha.