let me share this interesting whatsapp conversation between me and darling that happened yesterday night, before we were about to sleep.
darling: you go taiwan also enjoy yourself! but... ... you know what i'm thinking right...
me: yes yes i will enjoy myself. as a loving bf. not as 蜡笔小新.
darling: hahahahahahahaha
me: dun worry darling. i have a honest friend. a friend who is fun but not horny. another friend who is already a husband but still horny. so... the situation is safe!
darling: haha i'm not interested in them eh. i'm interested to know about the fourth guy.
me: oh... the fourth guy is now a better man, all thanks to his beloved girl who transformed him, who made him change for the better. who made him realise how important she is to him.
darling: the fourth guy is a man who appears to be horny to entertain people but is actually very faithful. :)
me: wah! full marks for your analysis and description. :)
