Friday, March 14, 2008
雨天来了
the weather for the past few days is bad. damn bad.
seriously speaking i intended to go jogging or swimming during this march holidays to lose the fats on my body, thanks to mr wolverine, who claimed that i am too FAT as a dancer.
but thanks to the lousy forever raining weather, i have to resort to staying at home, munching cookies and potato chips, to keep my stomach warm, which in turn keep my whole body warm, thus making me even fatter. haiz.
was reading my good fren mr dashimon's blog, and he wrote a very interesting entry on why it has been raining cats and dogs:
Ok.. I really hate these days when it has been raining like heavy period...it seems as if the gods are taking a shower in the heavens above us and they forgot to turn off the shower tap, and go do their adminstrative stuff...then upon going back to the bathrooms..they realise: Wow it seems like a not bad idea to leave the shower tap, look now we have a free swimming pool or a bath tub filled with water...and all we have to do, is get Agni Deva, the fire god...from India to steam it up to make it like a hot jacuzzi...and all the gods steam...and love will find its way to heal the world...Okie..no link
Anyway the Selamat who is on the run siao liao, rain until like that, hide in whatever rainforests also will die...the only good thing is he won die of thirst.and don smell so bad for the dogs to sniff him out....even limpeh no need turn on the fan in the night also feel that someone just installed a public air cooling unit and turned it on..
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haha he is forever so crappy and corny. maybe should pull him into nus chinese dance, then the gals will have one more crappy entertainer. but i noe the chances of him joining nus chinese dance is equal to chances of mas selamat turning himself in at our police station on hari raya puasa wishing the police officers selamat hari raya. ok i also no link.
just now i was looking through the msn window, and i noticed a nick which is very interesting. of course the nick is a bit in relation to my blog post.
"Every day rain... Then we buy water from M _ _ _ _ _ S _ A for ****?"
ultimate. haha.
wah lao so fast is already the second last day of the holidays le. SIAN AH............. :(