on monday i was at darling's house. and then darling noticed that my eyes were glued on to my laptop screen.
in normal circumstances, i should look like this:

but at that point of time, i look like this:

so darling sneaked behind me to see wat i was doing, or wat i was watching. and i din even noe that she was behind me cos i was too focused.
and behold lies the answer...
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hahahahahaha. yes. KILL VERY BIG [杀很大]
and halfway through the clip, i glanced backwards and i saw darling smiling at me with folded arms. and i FREAKED OUT. literally freaked out, with a sense of guilt.
if u got watch that clip, you will understand why i was staring so close to the screen, because the pple dancing are so small! and darling claimed that i was looking so closely to see if 瑶瑶 got zao geng a not. hahaha.
but anyway, here are the advertisements that made her famous overnight.
KILL VERY BIG version 1
KILL VERY BIG version 2
very shallow. hahahaha.
so two morals of the story.
1) do anything you want, but dun get caught
2) 男人是犯贱的.
so i shall dedicate this pic to all the women in the world:

i made amends, yes?