today is my grandpa's birthday. ok actually wat i wanna blog in this post is not really about my grandpa's birthday. but of course must show him some honourable mention, since he is my grandpa, without him, my pa wun exist, and without my pa i wun exist too, so grandpa, happy _ _ th birthday! may you be blessed with good health!
i actually want to blog about my cousins, who are in primary 3. at such a young age, and yet the words that come out of their mouth are... tsk tsk. simply unimaginable.
let me give you some examples, starting with the most mild ones:
cousin A: you have DS? (he is referring to the nintendo DS)
me: dun have lah.
cousin A: you got no Digestive System.
(crow fly past)
cousin A: you got PSP?
me: yes! (thinking that wun kenna something stupid)
cousin A: hor hor you got Pang Sai Problem.
(3 crows fly past...)
cousin A: what does OCBC stand for?
me: Overseas Chinese Banking Corp.
cousin A: wrong. it stands for Ob_m_'s Cock Black Colour
me:..........................................
primary 3 leh! wassup!
and then cousin A and cousin B suddenly start to have a bickering session, and the way they bicker make hw and grace tiang seem like angels from heaven.
cousin A: you go kiss madonna's boobs!
cousin B: you go kiss lady gaga's boobs!
cousin A: you go kiss lady gaga's panties!
cousin B: you go kiss her vagina!
?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THESE COME FROM TWO 9-YEAR-OLD KIDS?! WASSUP?!
and i also found out that they have facebook. even the 7-year-old cousin also have his own facebook account. when i was 7 years old i play catching at playground. i play soccer at void deck. i play monkey bar and crocodile at the sch field during recess. now my cousins go to facebook, watch videos on youtube, play games on iphone.
时代真的不同了... ...
